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"It's Political Correctness Gone Mad!!"




The next time I hear those words I’m determined I’m just going to let myself give in to the giggle.
Because amongst my colleagues, it’s become an ironic descriptive phrase for a certain kind of people.
A political-correctness-gone-mad person can be from any level of society and from any age/gender demographic.  Though they do seem to be the most prolific within the ‘Boomer generation.

However, one thing they  seem to have in common is that they don’t appear to have a very firm grasp on what political correctness actually is. Which would tend to make one think that the ability to judge what form PCGM takes when it goes mad, is a little impaired.

It occurred to me to-day when someone, only about 60% joking, responded to something I’d written  in an email with “ It’s a good job it’s only me you’re talking to !!! At least I know you aren’t really racist!!!”

What she (obviously) had thought was very un-PC and almost-racist was that I had written that, every week when I walked into one particular post-grad tutorial I had taught in China, I used to think of “The Road Song of the Bandar Log” in Kipling’s “The Jungle Book”.

I shared that with her as a teacher-joke.  I’m sure that, from Primary School teachers to venerable Professors some have, at some time or other, had a class  that ticks some, if not all, of the boxes in that poem.

My young correspondent , who has never in her life actually been part of a marginalized group, believes that because this class was composed of Chinese students, I  can’t  mention the fact that they were utter wankers.   “Not my rules, actually. “ as she explained when she responded to that response: - “It’s just  that  political correctness has gone mad in our society.” 

Which made me want to weep.


Both the above say all that I would have said about PCGM in general – but in particular, I’m amused by the trickle-down effect to us here, down in the sludge at the bottom of the societal well.

 In a country which hesitates to give proper-names when an inane euphemism will do, we pond scum pose quite a problem. We stopped being “the poor” a long time ago. Not, I think in reaction against our Victorian legacy – for  those attitudes still remain – but because it just doesn't do.

 With statistics and facts at the touch of a button it would look too bad if we were simply to say that we have a certain percentage of society who are poor.  People on the Sub-Continent are poor.  Countless millions in Africa are poor.

 People in Britain are “marginalized “  (perhaps a four-syllable euphemism contains a gravitas  a one-syllable word lacks?)  or “receiving benefits” ( Slight trace of smug Victorian benevolence?). They aren’t down and out – they’re  “Looking-for-work”? ( which is an active phrase giving no hint that times are hard and some of these poor sods haven’t  a snowball’s of ever finding what they are looking for) .  In all of England’s green and pleasant land no-one is do-lally.  They have “special needs” (doesn’t everyone?). Neither is there a sector down here who are  complete thugs, morons and utter wastes of space as there are in every other sector of society.  Down here there are merely  ‘anti-social ‘ people (rather like Diogenes or Samuel Johnson,  one imagines).

But no, no, a thousand times no…… this is not PCGM. It’s not a result of the haves not wanting to hurt the feelings of the have-nots. Nor of a compassionate need to make us all feel better about ourselves.  It’s a necessary expedient in to-day’s economy.


  Because no-one – either in Governmental or societal circles - wants to be reminded that the poor are always with us. 

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